PBR & p-funks

As I sit here in my cheetah print boxers and 6.5 inch heels that I have absolutely ZERO occasion to wear, I am trying to figure out the last time I actually put time into a outfit or had a plan for a night rather than awkwardly rolling out of bed and smearing on extra eyeliner to go for a "teenage dirtbag chic" look. And the answer is ... I have no fuckin' clue. 

This is what I wear on the reg.

And by on the reg, I mean usually two days in a row because taking the train home some nights is stupid.

(I do usually prefer the drummer, I can spot them a mile away..it's a talent.)

Now this is what I WANT to wear for a night where there are plans. Like tomorrow. Sup gmail threads (are we middle aged yet...)? 

Mind you...I do not own a single item of what is pictured...Alexander McQueen, a bitch can wish! 

But this is what my clothing selection looks like (kinda...)so it shouldn't be too hard to recreate, right? 

What will be hard...is figuring out a costume to wear to a Halloween fiesta on Saturday. I'll probably be Ke$ha again ...

For that all I have to do is throw on some extra glitter and call it a day, EZ. 

XX

KITTY FA$HIOn

>>Describe your personal style in five words or less: Rock star / Broadway chic.   

>>Who/What inspires your personal style, influencing what you're drawn to and what you end up wearing? Music ie: 80's hair metal, 70's rock, groupies, mosh pits sweat, smeared makeup. Skinny punk boys, zombies, Ke$ha, Gwen Stefani, Johnny Depp, heroin chic everything. Anything with studs, spikes and glitter. 

>>What is an item you cannot live without or what are some of your wardrobe essentials? I wear my sterling silver skull ring every day but as for clothes, I NEEED Hanes white v-necks, converse, American Apparel leather leggings, ripped up t-shirts and a black blazer. 

>>What is your most recent purchase?  Jeffrey Campbell calf hair & gold stud high top sneakers

>>Where have you found some of your most treasured style items? Ex-boyfriends , GET OVER IT YOU"RE NOT GETTING YOUR JEWELRY OR AC/DC SHIRT BACK EVER. EVER!

>>What is your go-to jewelry routine? Erm. Depends on the day & earring hole infection EwWWwww! Whatever. Usually always some giant pair of ridiculous earrings, necklace depends on the outfit but usually just my chain with random pendants on it, skull & claddagh ring. Depending on shoe choice/ general color scheme, I'll wear either my silver MK watch, brown giant men's Fender watch or neon pink slap watch with a pile of bracelets. There's usually no such thing as too much. 

>>What are some of your make-up must haves?  Mac Bronzer in ,,Give Me Sun" , Maybelline Great Lash mascara in blackest black & Mac Haute & Naughty mascara and a curler of sorts, not too picky..but clearly I love my eyeballs to look like they belong on a doll...or porn star.  

>>If you could meet any designer who would it be and why? I've met a few .. but based on closet proximity, Marc Jacobs because his office is next door to work & he's a fuckin' rock STAR sex machine. But in reality, I would have loved to meet Alex McQueen. r.i.p, you damn genius. 

>>What's the best style advice you've ever given or received?  Don't give a F*CK. 

Word Vom of the ...last few Weeks

If I ever got murdered or something and cops had to go through my computer and/or cell phone to find my mystery killer, I think they would be semi disturbed to find that me and my friends are all deranged, horn dogs who have been fed too much tequila. I also have a lot of pictures of food...and Joseph Gordon Levitt...but like, his 'Third Rock from the Sun' days...friendship points if you ever watched that...then again, as a youth, I only used plastic silver wear, had 76 stuffed cows and ordered caesar salads with side salads..so I don't blame you if you never watched that bizarre show....

"Second date was yesterday and we sat in my bed in our underwear and ate gummy bears and watched YouTube videos. No sex. Casual..."

>>if this isn't romance...I don't know what is<<

"I'm eating avocados In bed. Casual. "

>>..well, I don't blame you. I think delicious food is better company than a man...<<

"Omg I had to write a story about how One Republic compared themselves to the Beatles and I almost vomited in my cubicle."

>>at first, my (pretend) political activist acted up and was VERY confused about how A REPUBLICAN thought him and his pals were reminiscent of the best boys pretty much ever...but then my music snob self ALMOST VOMITED AS WELL AT THE REAL STATEMENT.<<

"All I can think about is more red things.. like OXBLOOD FUR." 

>>bitch please, we live and breathe seasonally appropriate colors<<

"He's cute. Your type, great eyes like you."
'Okay does my type mean he's cute or looks like a British rock star?'
"Hahahahahaha, he's cute. He looked preppy that night, combed hair, button down shirt. You were in love that night." 
...
>> Here's to hopin' that he doesn't look like the lead singer of Muse! If he is though....move over K.HUD<<

M.I.A

OOPS. I ran away for a haute minute. I have been less crazy busy than I pretend I am, I've just been lazy but here are some updates!
(Nothing really important because remember EVERYDAY IS MAGICAL)

#1: It became October & that makes me smile! Finally, it will be somewhat chilly out so I can stop wearing cut off t-shirts and pretending they're chic!
And I can eat entire bags of candy corn with ZERO remorse.
Until I vomit orange in 5 minutes...

#2: I got KITTENS! 
Two adorable babies names Zulu and Bronxy. I walked into the dog groomers where I adopted my last petch, Luna (MISS YOU </3) and I couldn't bear to separate the most adorable siblings since the Franco brothers! Speaking of .....go FUKC YOURSELF .

But here, LOOK!

#3: Jobs & college galore. Deets later.

#4: Random things
- Ke$ha's new song YEZ.

- karmaloop.com providing this

(Jeffrey Campbell) 

 and this...

 (House of Harlow 1960) 

- LF SoHo making me buy these beauties

(Jeffrey Campbell)

-Friends that don't suck.

-BEAUTY SALON KITTY STYLE

-Batman.
@ my favorite coffee shop. 

xxxo-kitty
I'll swing by more often.