Pink Denim Vest: kittens

Sunday, October 28, 2012

I THOUGHT HURRICANE SEASON WAS OVER!

SO, this whole Hurricane Sandy thing was ignored by me, until I realized that it might be a bit of an issue. Work is closed, the LIRR is shut down, people are stabbing each other for bottles of SmartWater (THERE ARE NONE BECAUSE I HAVE THEM ALL!!), blah blah...I don't know how to prepare for these things/ think it may be a whole big crock of shit. But anyway, I am planning on securing the kitties in my bed with me for the next 72 hours as I intend to use these days off to aid my permanent state of exhaustion, I am stocking up on my fave beer & P-funks (holllllla pretentious drinks!)& gummy worms and I will set the roommate up with some sherry and shitty teen novels (her favorite!!).

However, le roomie is already being a brat. Here's to hoping her 46 liters of sherry last her through the week (ish) of no power so I can hide from her in the lair.

Oh yeah. Forgot to mention my town might get eaten by the ocean/bay/whatever.

The calm before the storm.

If the world decides it wants to end, my pal and I decided our way out is driving a 1969 Dodge Dart straight into the Jones Beach pencil.

Serious brother tells you to be safe. He knows what to do.
He's a doctor.

BYE.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

M.I.A

OOPS. I ran away for a haute minute. I have been less crazy busy than I pretend I am, I've just been lazy but here are some updates!
(Nothing really important because remember EVERYDAY IS MAGICAL)

#1: It became October & that makes me smile! Finally, it will be somewhat chilly out so I can stop wearing cut off t-shirts and pretending they're chic!
And I can eat entire bags of candy corn with ZERO remorse.
Until I vomit orange in 5 minutes...

#2: I got KITTENS!
Two adorable babies names Zulu and Bronxy. I walked into the dog groomers where I adopted my last petch, Luna (MISS YOU </3) and I couldn't bear to separate the most adorable siblings since the Franco brothers! Speaking of .....go FUKC YOURSELF .

But here, LOOK!