Okay, I forgot about my blog again. I don't know how, because when I am not sleeping or at work, I am on the internet, so I should be doing something constructive (like this is improving my writing or human interaction...), but instead, I drink a bottle of wine and watch My Drunk Kitchen and nearly pee my hamburger boxers...or as I refer to them 'meat shorts.' That's if you're feelin' funky.
Here, let me give you a recap of my last few weeks:
1. I went to Erie, PA. There is nothing there. Except a roller coaster that goes over a highway. BUT IT WAS FUN.
2. I saw Passion Pit, Matt & Kim and Icona Pop. In the nosebleed seats at MSG. Don't care, still awesome.
3. I spoke to Martha Stewart, she scared me. David Beckham was like...5 feet away from me. A Real Housewife was nice to me.
4. I haven't done laundry. At all.
5. I quit smoking. HOLLLLER.
6. I read like, 6 books and drank too much wine. Give me more ... of both.
7. I went to Brooklyn! Like, a lot. By a lot, I mean like 3 times. One time I was asleep in the car, so I don't think that counts. (This is a big deal...being a self proclaimed hipster and never venturing to BK is a severe faux pas. )
8. I realized Mac Miller ...is total dirtbagaliciously sexy.
9. I paid off my seeeester's wedding trip! Viva Meh-he-ho, fuckers.
10. Mooooooar spikes. Spikes on spikes on sweaters and shoes and I'm sorry in advance if I puncture you.
I'll be your friend again. And I'll stop telling people about that time you got diarrhea in Barnes & Noble ... grandma...
New. Life. Motto.
KISSES & THUGS.
-Whitty
Ps. Listen to more Rolling Stones.
