Things I Don't Like as of September 2012

After a recent trip to the Hamptons (which was fun..more on that later), I realized that there is a whole tub of bullshiet that I just plain old loathe. Why the trip to the Hamptons sparked this realization... I honestly have no clue, but take this as you may:

1. House music. >>I couldn't even tell you what is remotely appealing about music of this nature. Sure, Skrillex and whatever other weirdly named 'musicians' (avicii, david guetta).. that partially provide me some level of what is most nearly related to enjoyment, are good for partyin' and bullshit...but the other stuff that sounds amped up porno background noise, FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT. It is overly sexed snake charms and I am not okay with being in the range of which these soundwaves can reach.

>>I know it's not technically house, but that's how I feel about dat!<<

2. Companies/schools etc. ...that DON'T let you access or fill out forms online. I'm on a deadline. I don't have time to mail you forms. GET WITH IT. INTERWEBS FTW.

3. ...but on the other hand. HOW MUCH SIMPLER IS IT TO JUST WRITE AND MAIL? DIFFICULT AND DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO INTERPRET USER INTERFACES DRIVE ME NUTS.

4. People who think they're fancy. No sir, I am not supposed to know who you are. You're fat, have weird hair and are ~15 years older than the unspoken age limit at this club. Unless you are a sexy Yankee short stop or play a mean banjo with the last name Avett or play a certain someone named Jack Donaghy...I won't know or remotely care who you are.

5. I finished the first season of The Newsroom. All done. So sad. But it is the most spectacular show I have ever seen and re-inspired me to get back on my original path of pursuing journalism and showcases some of the most amazing actors and actresses on the planet while displaying the most accurate side to news stories.

6. In relation to #2 & 3 >> transfer applications. Woof. I thoroughly enjoy school and would like to get back to a respected university, but these apps are damn time consuming and make my head hurt..though, the head ache is probably from not removing my contacts for about three days...

7. Misconstruing information. Simple.

8. When sheets are too soft.

9. And turkey too dry.

But hey, girl hey! I get to go work Fashion's Night Out tomorrow night at C. Wonder in SoHo (72 Spring St. @ Crosby). Balloons and fun goodies and discounts and my lovely DJ pal Christina Maninno, designer of @deivie, will be pumping the jams and you can get sufficiently overwhelmed with our constant dance parties!