i realize i'm not everybody's cup of tea, i'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey anyway....

Monday, December 17, 2012

Have you ever farted in a Christmas tree?

Last winter was a TOTAL and COMPLETE SHIT SHOW. I couldn't even tell you why, but it was one of the more ridiculous times in my life. Here are some examples. Ignore every single heavy Long Island accent. 





This was the best moment of my entire life. He scaled about 15 feet into the tree in the center of our town...the cops were actually coming. 



The beard and the hair did Mexicans. 
Jage bomb, tequila, car bomb. 
Bon Voyage!

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