And my dose of honesty for today. I just found a candy corn in my bed.
And totally ate it.
Why were you in my bed, mystery creature?
I'll never know, but I'm so glad you were.
I also like going out to dinner. It gives me the opportunity to smash delish things from places like 5 Napkin burger.
And ate the fuck out of deep fried pickles/pastrami (who am I?) and an avocado ranch burger
>>pepper jack cheese, 5n guacamole, lettuce, tomato, ranch dressing, sesame brioche roll<<
which was SO unbelievably gigantic that I had to resort to utensils ...yuck. I paired this mouthmagic with some sort of wonderful cocktail with blackberries and El Jimador TEQUILA!
>>>>>*<<<<<
I like wearing 6.5 inch heels. I'm totally cool with being six-foot-something and risking the wellness of my ankles with every step. I'm predicting a REALLY fashionable face plant sometime soon.
I apparently just really like shoes.....
and being INCREDIBLY self-involved...
...she was a sk8r boi?
I have no other updates besides everyday should include a mini cheesecake and everyone should really take the time out of their life and watch R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet." Your life will never be the same. Here's a happy one year to C. World ... let's hope we get dat cake cake cake cake at twerk this weekend, just kidding, I'll probably have a panic attack <3
XXXO--KITTY!
They have spoken. And they told me to not get ready in the morning and spend the rest of my night watching Clueless and eating Oreo's....
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