WORD VOMIT OF THE PAST 5 MINUTES

"why are all girls not single

unless they're ugly or fatally flawed

(minutes later...)

excepting you obviously who are single and 

awesome"

>>>Good save, best cat.

But seriously, can one of you finally not be an evil wench to him?<<<

"Is Bruce Springsteen good only when high and 

doing dishes?

I mean, for a second, I almost needed to sit 

down. It was 'Dancing in the Dark'."

>>> I thought I liked him...but do I only listen to him while doing chores....? I'LL NEVER KNOW.<<<

"i hate when i buy too many snacks and want to 

eat them all at once."

>>>Snaxxx should be consumed in mass quantities at all times. I want to be permanently surrounded by snacks. Chips to the left, guac to the right, COOKIES ALL OVER.<<<

bye.